The time has come. After all these years, no… decades, I’ve realized you’re just using me. Taking up space in my closet. In my head.
That one day of “what if I need that one special cable?” just never came.
- I haven’t used a Windows PC in nearly 17 years, but somehow I have enough computer power cables to plug in an entire school district.
- I haven’t needed a telephone cable in over a decade, let alone a dozen of them.
- I have more CAT 5 cables than I do pairs of socks.
- Enough DDR2 RAM to power a third world country.
Look… It’s just… It’s me, not you.
I’m throwing you out.
We’re breaking up.
